- Help yourself, no else is going to
- If you don't see it ask, If I don't have it, I'll say so
- Make sure the flue is open before using the fireplace
- If you don't like the music, pick something else
- Return the seat to the full upright position
- When in doubt, go with both
- Napkins? See the roll marked: "Paper Towels"
- Yes, it is acceptable to soak up gravy with a roll
- That's not a bone, it's a handle
- Dessert? Oops
- If your nose doesn't run, the wings weren't hot
- Not even Grandma gets to eat over the doily
- Maybe I'll get the place decorated next year
- Food groups include:
-- Barbecued
-- Nuked
-- Baked
-- Deep Fat Fried (includes hot oil popcorn)
-- Raw
-- Other
- Kim Chee sometimes available, only by request
- It isn't the Teflon coming off. It just needs cleaning
- Yes, It is my very own gallon of milk
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